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Marc by Marc Jacobs Party Girl Bow Bag

Marc by Marc Jacobs Party Girl Bow Bag

If this isn’t the most ridiculous bag I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is. The Marc by Marc Jacobs Party Girl Bow Bag manages to be both idiotic and…

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Jessica Simpson with Gucci Boston bag

It’s a shame when you can’t tell the difference between a luxury bag and a cheap, celebrity-licensed brand but that’s really not my fault. It’s Gucci’s fault for designing a bag so hideous. I’m sure…

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Fake Handbags Are Never in Fashion…

No this is not another post about Louis Vuitton bags. This is about spending your time and energy on creative pursuits only to have someone come in and steal your work. Just like fake, knockoff…

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Mulberry Milton Shoulder Bag

Mulberry is one of those handbag brands that seems to pride itself on classic luxury. So when I came across the Milton shoulder bag on Net-a-Porter’s website, I was baffled. Are fingerprinted…

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Burberry’s ‘Choppy’ Check Bucket Bag

Burberry Patchwork Check Bucket Bag
I don’t blame Burberry for wanting to try something new, I really don’t. I mean, Louis Vuitton continues to come up with millions of new ways to re-design its logo and re-brand itself, so why not Burberry? But mixing up a plaid pattern is not quite the same as re-doing a logo in denim or grafitti, and this bag is looking less ‘luxury’, and more ‘Dooney‘. The Burberry Patchwork Check Bucket Bag looks like something went awry in the Burberry factory, like the patternmaking machine skipped a few beats. I know Burberry is an iconic brand and the ‘check’ pattern is as well, however there comes a time to just give it up. And Burberry, with this ‘choppy’ version of the ‘check’, I’d say that time is now.

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Weekly WTF??!! Michael Kors Beverly Gator Watch Clutch


I know this bag isn’t new but it was so tacky I didn’t feel compelled to write about it before. But now that I’ve introduced the Weekly WTF category on What’s Haute, I think it’s worhy to discuss. Michael Kors must be out of his mind. He’s charging $3,000 for a Seiko watch band strapped to some gator skin? The Beverly Gator Watch Clutch is one of the worst bags I’ve seen in a while, and designers are getting bolder and bolder, thinking that the buying public is foolish enough to pay almost four grand for a joke like this. There’s really not much more to say…this bag speaks for itself.

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